Battlesnake, a once mighty beast now lost to the annals of history. Holy texts speak of a serpent with
steel scales and petrol venom, a noxious syntheses of amphetamine and gasoline. Legend has it that
atop the highest, mistiest peak, the creature was summoned once again by uniting 7 blades from the
7 corners of the earth. Swords touched, lightning cracked and a chasm formed, from which the
colossal Battlesnake ruptured forth. The 7 swords developed humanoid features with individual
personalities and were granted unnatural long life, dashing good looks and unholy ability. Mortals
tremble. All hail Battlesnake.